Breaking news: Strange affliction breaking out across US
Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters
To Suffer Strange Affliction
This is satire, ladies and gentlemen, so please refrain from sending the brownshirts after me. I respect President-elect Obama, and I support the Constitution of the United States.
But this is a funny video.
FEELING: Like, "Yes, I can"
LISTENING TO: The thundering sound of the apparatchiks coming to take me away